Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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