We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
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