Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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