All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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