Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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