it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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