P.S. I can't hear my feet
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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