Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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