Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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