Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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