Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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