the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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