if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
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