You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
