I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
You need a sexual gate keeper
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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