i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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