If that was your dad, he is hot
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
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