is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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