Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
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