): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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