Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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