can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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