Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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