For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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