Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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