erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
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