I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
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