nut hugger
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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