i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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