so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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