so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
