I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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