he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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