your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
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