I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
meet me or not, i'm out of control
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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