Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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