I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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