Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
I'm both gender and math confused
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
