That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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