if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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