i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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