you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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