is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
there was a trapeze. enough said
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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