your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I understand Curling. That high.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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