I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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