Define "chronic" masturbator.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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