chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
When did angry sex become our thing?
Come back. Shots need mouths.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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