Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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