no. you can't hotbox the world.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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