Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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