so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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