why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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